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09/08/26: traveling, a season with the blue Jays and the dodgers, ariana grande's "petal" and three other albums

This weekend, I am traveling with my partner and two of our close friends to see a Blue Jays game for my birthday. I am writing this intro on Saturday after 14 hours of driving. The rest of this post was written days earlier. I don't really know why I left this part until now. I think I thought that a day of travel would leave me with some interesting thoughts. It didn't. Driving in Quebec sucks, but you probably already knew that.

Baseball Corner

So we’ve finally arrived at the last two teams for me to consider in this ranking every team in MLB project. They are last year’s World Series competitors, the Toronto Blue Jays and the Los Angeles Dodgers. Now, I’m not handling these two in the way I’ve handled the rest. I didn’t need to devote a week to spectating either of them, in the Jays’ case because I’ve been spectating them all season, and in the Dodgers’ case because they are the main characters of the sport. This piece, instead of first impressions, will be more general thoughts on these teams, based on my whole experience watching Baseball.

If you’re reading this blog, you probably know how I feel about the Blue Jays by now. My piece about their 2025 run still pretty much sums up why I like them as much as I do. These feelings have really matured though, as I’ve weathered a truly brutal season to be a Blue Jays fan. For many different reasons, they aren’t really the team they were last year. Mostly these seem to be hex related. Every time things start to look up, something bizarre happens. The other day they announced a 6 man rotation, having acquired some new pitchers at the deadline. This was exciting, as the rotation hasn’t really been stable all season, despite looking at 8 valid starters during spring training (remember that Simpsons bit about nine separate misfortunes? This season has felt a little like that). Then in literally the first game they played after this announcement, Trey Yesavage got hurt. So it’s a five man rotation now, I guess.

The offense has been really anemic, but who can blame them? With Bo Bichette gone, Vladdy, Springer, and Kirk are kinda the three most important guys, and they’ve all been hurt at various points during the season. It’s kinda been up to newcomer Kazuma Okamoto and unlikely hero Ernie Clement to carry things. They’ve done an alright job, but man it would be nice if Vladdy started looking like his usual self sometime soon.

But I mean, this is what sports fandom is actually all about. The Blue Jays are my tragic heroes, now. The cosmos are arrayed against them, and yet they persist.

All that said, the American League is having such a bizarre year that it really truly isn’t over until it’s over. The Jays could still go on a miracle run and claim a wildcard spot. It’s not super likely, from a statistical standpoint, but the team really has been slowly starting to look better over the past couple weeks. Springer is heating up and they didn’t trade him. The pitching staff has been bolstered, despite Gausman’s departure and Yesavage’s new injury. They could still make it happen. I love feeling this sort of ridiculous, impossible hope, even though I realistically expect to be bandwagoning the Diamondbacks or the Brewers come October. The Jays are still my team, and no matter how many times and in how many ways they fall on their faces and down the stairs, I will go on believing in them.


Now, how about those Dodgers? Dave Roberts’ Death Star is rolling over the league once again, on their way to what everybody expects to be a threepeat. Now they’ve got Tarik Skubal. Their starting rotation in October could include Tarik Skubal, Yoshinobu Yamamoto, and Shohei Ohtani. If I was an opposing manager in a playoff series I’d probably just shoot myself on the spot.

But listen, I can’t actually hate them. I’m praying for their downfall, for various reasons including not wanting a lockout and simple revenge, but I don’t hate them. How could you? Look at Shohei Ohtani. Contemplate Shohei Ohtani. He is Baseball’s Superman. I love watching him play this game. I love getting to watch history being made, to witness the prime years of a guy who will be remembered as long as this game is played. And I like a bunch of the other guys, too! Yamamoto is incredible to watch, Andy Pages and Kike Hernandez are extremely lovable, Max Muncy rules, Freddie Freeman is great despite his weird teeth.

And most importantly of all, they are not breaking Baseball. I would go as far as to say you are sort of stupid if you fall for that line. The Dodgers do two things that other teams in the league also do. The first is have a lot of money. The Mets have a lot of money. Evidently that does not win championships on its own. The second thing is have an incredible farm system. Teams like the Rays and the Brewers also have incredible farm systems. The thing that sets the Dodgers apart is that they have the money and they know how to spend it. Every billionaire owner could do what the Dodgers do, in theory. Being good at building a Baseball team isn’t cheating.

MLB is embracing the narrative that it is, though, because they want a salary cap. It’s insane to watch the league push the idea that their game is broken. Sometimes I feel like I’m the only person who actually watched that incredible World Series last year. Did that look like a broken league? The Dodgers didn’t even look invincible: they won by the narrowest of margins, and actually got outscored!

The solution to Dodger dominance isn’t a salary cap. That is the solution to owners wanting more money, which obviously is not a real problem. No, the solution to Dodger dominance is other teams stepping up. And, I mean, they will. The Yankees have pulled off a threepeat before, and the league did not fall under eternal Yankee dominance. Other teams will catch up with what the Dodgers are doing, and the next Shohei Ohtani will play for somebody else. For now, though, let’s all just appreciate that it makes some nice intuitive sense that the team which employs Baseball Hercules is playing very good Baseball.

In placing the Dodgers on a ranked list of Baseball teams, I’m in the interesting position of liking them but also wanting them to lose. There are very few teams I would root for the Dodgers over in a playoff matchup. But this is a temporary state of affairs, I think. When you look at the Dodgers’ placement on this list, imagine that they’ll rise several spots once I’m not fiending for my boys’ tragic defeat to be avenged.

1. Toronto Blue Jays

2. Seattle Mariners

3. Arizona Diamondbacks

4. Kansas City Royals

5. Milwaukee Brewers

6. Washington Nationals

7. Chicago White Sox

8. Boston Red Sox

9. Pittsburgh Pirates

10. Athletics

11. San Diego Padres

12. Cleveland Guardians

13. Detroit Tigers

14. New York Mets

15. Chicago Cubs

16. Baltimore Orioles

17. Minnesota Twins

18. Philadelphia Phillies

19. Cincinnati Reds

20. Tampa Bay Rays

21. San Fransisco Giants

22. St. Louis Cardinals

23. Los Angeles Dodgers

24. Houston Astros

25. Los Angeles Angels

26. Atlanta Braves

27. Colorado Rockies

28. Miami Marlins

29. New York Yankees

30. Texas Rangers

So there’s my finished ranking of MLB’s 30 teams. In addition to adding the Blue Jays and Dodgers, I’ve rearranged some other placements to better reflect how my feelings have changed as the season has gone on. You can refer to this list to know who I am rooting for in any given matchup, if that is information you somehow deem important.

Baseball corner will be something else, now. Weekly musings on whatever Baseball thoughts are kicking around my head. It will be what it always should have been, because really, my god this first impressions project got tired quick. I’m glad to have done it, though, because I love me a ranked list.

What Have I Been Listening to?

cover art for ariana grande's petalI’ve never really paid a whole lot of attention to Ariana Grande. I’ve heard and passively liked many of her hits over the years, I was aware of “Dangerous Woman” as one of the poster children of the mid 2010s explosion of extremely long pop albums built to exploit streaming trends, and I thought it was funny when she cameoed in a Final Fantasy gacha game, but until now I’ve never really sat down and scrutinized any of her albums. So with expectations built solely on 10+ years worth of pleasant but sort of forgettable hit singles, I was surprised by how much I enjoyed “petal.”

This is a pretty straightforward pop album with moody, synth forward production, minimal enough to leave Grande’s vocals front and centre. And that’s perfect, because, and I know this is a real hot take, I’m really breaking novel ground here: Ariana Grande is a very good singer. Grande’s bread and butter has always been her huge vocal range and a whole lot of overdubbed harmonizing. This album makes excellent use of both, as often several layers of Grande’s voice will make up most of a song’s harmonic substance. My favourite example of this is on the chorus of the closing track, where there’s nothing playing except for so many layers of Grande’s voice that it almost sounds like a synthesizer pad.

The synthy instrumentals and harmony dense vocals give this album a dreamy quality that I really enjoyed. It’s a cool, mellow listen, but with enough energy and a short enough runtime that it never drags or slows down too much. It’s really excellently paced in general. Both singles are shoved up near the front of the album, which can really kill an album’s pacing, but there are a couple songs later on that stand up to the singles in terms of energy and hookiness, so “petal” avoids that pitfall. The song that’s been stuck in my head the most is “never get over me,” which is buried way down near the bottom of the tracklist. There’s also a perfectly placed little interlude track that breaks things up well, and the closer, “nowhere, nobody” works perfectly, dropping a lot of the instrumentals to land on a soft note of finality.

Really, though, I’ve gotta just circle back to the vocal harmonies. They sound so goddamn good. Grande is hitting Harry Nilsson levels of self-harmonizing on here, and my only real gripe with the album is that it does not possess the analog warmth of 70s era studio recordings. I would kill to hear some of these songs recorded “Nilsson Sings Newman” style: analog, tons of vocal tracks, backed by just a piano. Now I’m just kind of fantasizing, though. My point is, I think this album is worth listening to for the vocal harmony alone, if you’re somebody like me who really likes vocal harmony.

As I write this, I just a couple days ago compiled a big list of all the albums I’ve reviewed, and I’m realizing that I’ve been way more generous with my silly scoring system than I intended to be when I devised it. I thought I’d be using that circle rating way more than I have been, and thought I’d be way stingier with the double star. So I feel a little silly giving this album the double star, but, well, I enjoyed it a lot. And, more importantly, who cares?

Rating: ☆☆


cover art for rico nasty's rxRico Nasty’s new album “RX” is a straightforward good time. It’s loud and punchy, funny and raunchy, and densely packed with fun wordplay. Nasty’s performances are great, and the production is maximalist in a way that suits the music perfectly. It’s pretty one-note, but therein lies its greatest strength: at just 20 minutes long it doesn’t even threaten to get tedious. This is a quick, high-energy listen, it’s a ton of fun, and any of these songs would bring down the house at a party.

Rating: ☆


cover art for the strokes' reality awaitsI love the Strokes dearly. “Is This It” is one of my favourite albums ever. As a teenager, my first step towards actually putting effort into how I dress and present myself was getting some skinny jeans because I thought the Strokes were really cool. My high school band covered “Reptilia,” and I’m probably the only one of the four of us who isn’t embarrassed thinking about it, because I really love “Reptilia.”

So, it is with enormous regret that I report that Julian Casablancas has undergone terminal boomerfication. This album sees the Strokes slowing down, relying on all of their old tricks without any of their punchiness or sense of pacing. Casablancas retreats into a sea of autotune, a trick which works okay with the more electronic Voidz, but which is almost enough on its own to completely ruin a Strokes album. And, most offensively of all, on “Lonely in the Future” Casablancas complains about how young people are all ripping him off, or something. It’s corny. He’s old, and he isn’t aging gracefully.

The autotune is what I’ve heard people complain about most on this album, and it is rough. It ruins some songs that could be good otherwise, most egregiously “Going Shopping,” a solid Strokes song with a great hook that just begs for Casablancas’ usual roaring belt, and gets his bizarre shot at autocrooning instead. However, it is not the thing that really sinks this album for me. That honour goes to the loose, flabby quality to all of these songs. This is a Strokes album where only one song clocks in under four minutes long. So many of these songs are just structureless masses that get bogged down in each individual Stroke recycling all of their favourite instrumental moves from old material. They needed a producer to step in, but unfortunately they were working with Rick Rubin.

I am pissed off in only the way a fan can be over this album, which is honestly an embarrassing way for me to feel, given my feelings on fandom. Maybe I wouldn’t be so hard on this album if I didn’t like the old Strokes stuff so much. But even if I try to critically detach myself, to look at this is just some album and not as one of my favourite bands reduced to old men yelling at clouds, it’s a boring album. So, I don’t feel bad panning it. I kind of want to get my band to cover “Going Shopping,” just to prove it could’ve been good without that fucking autotune. I’m pretty sure I’m just going to memory hole the rest of this album, though.

Rating: ◻


cover art for the mountain goats' daysThere’s a new Mountain Goats album out. I’m a simple man. I'll probably never not like something John Darnielle writes.

As I've said before, I find it hard to really talk about the Mountain Goats, because they're so core my taste in music. Initially this review was just those first two sentences. But I've found I do have some thoughts about this in contrast to "Reality Awaits," because here's another artist who I've loved for many, many years, but who are aging much more gracefully.

There's a stretch of Mountain Goats albums I'm not crazy about, that begins somewhere between "Heretic Pride" and "All Eternals Deck" and goes on through "In League With Dragons." The production for a while there was too sterile for my taste, and those albums veered conceptual in ways that didn't always appeal to me. Now, this is all firmly a matter of taste; I wouldn't call anything the Mountain Goats have made bad by any means.

Starting with 2020's "Songs for Pierre Chuvin," miraculously, I've liked every new Mountain Goats album more than the last. This culmintates in "Days," an album which has a little bit of just about everything I've ever liked about a Mountain Goats album. The arrangements are lush and full, a perfection of the soft rock sound they've been working with since "Tallahassee." There are some beautiful, wonderful backing vocals, the likes of which I haven't heard on a Mountain Goats album really since the songs with the Bright Mountain Choir. And the writing is largely song by song, though not without recurring motifs, featuring a mixture of humour and profundity right on par with the likes of "All Hail West Texas" and "Full Force Galesburg," my two favourite Mountain Goats albums. I thought "Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan" was a new height for the band, and "Days" has me pleasantly surprised.

John Darnielle on "Days" is the total opposite of Julian Casablancas on "Reality Awaits." His songwriting has only grown over time, and when he does lean on an old trick he does so with tact. And most importantly, his point of view as a songwriter is resolutely non-boomerish, extending a curiosity and fascination to everything it approaches. John Darnielle would never write "Lonely In the Future."

Rating: ☆☆